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So We are in need of a room mate, one is because ours just moved out because his GF hated him living with us, and two our lease is up anyway. We prefer to live with a guy because as independent as we are…it feels safer. The one issue is that our lease is up, and since we pretty much only make cash, we can not provide our credit report and stuff, because we will get denied Yes, we are responsible, and will be on the lease too, we just need the new room mate to co-sign. OK, now that that part is clear, and your still interested, we aren’t going to be banging you…sorry, let me rephrase..we PROBABLY wont be banging you…but we have plenty of girlfriends who might lol….and we are pretty liberal, so dont get upset to walk in on us cooking naked, or hanging out with our chick friends “playing”.

It is a 3 bedroom 2 bath house, you would have the master. We have all the ammenities, cable, internet, etc. Another perk is that we do have quite a few dancer friends who come by. We are not the sleazy gross druggie dancers, we do this for the money The cost of the room is $500/month, and we pay the utilities…its just easier to get only one check. If your interested and okay with supplying a credit report, email us

The house is awesome its very close to everything you would need. We have a pool and a garage, and all of your utilities are covered in your rent! Come live with us, you wont be sorry you did! Yes we are dancers and like to have fun, but we work hard, and we play hard…no druggies please!!

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• dogs are OK – wooof
• Location: Lakeview
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